The Core Memory Merch Is Here

15% off for paying subscribers

Camen Hodges (left) and David Nicholson (right). Aren’t they adorable?

It took over 100 emails to get you these goods.

Today, we’re launching our merch store. After tireless examination of fabric quality and Shopify JSONs, we’re ready to deliver the best of the best. Supplies are limited — if demand is there, we’ll order more (with new items and designs).

Ashlee is so bougie we had to drop several thousand dollars on a limited run of heavyweight hoodies. He also demanded a green and purple hat. I hate to admit he was right. They look damn good.

Special thanks to Jeff and Barbara of JBFMI and Kodi Qualls of WeLogoIt for handling our merch needs. I just got off the phone with Jeff, who told me they fulfill orders out of a building that was once a 1930s mental institution. So our merch may or may not be haunted. No refunds for paranormal reasons.

To our paying subscribers: thanks for the support. Use the code below for 15% off your order. Go wild.